the shocking news on E!

have you heard the news? it's been buzzing around the metro...

MC HAMMER IS BACK

he was last seen hanging out at the cmc lobby. reports have it that he is now in subic with his anonymous chinito lover. shux, the mystery and drama of it all.

if you hear more about this buzz, kindly ring me up. i'm just home digging up my ninja turtles cycling shorts and matching fido dido t-shirt.

...yes, they match.

baboo.